Sunday ticket

Authored by Rickey Combs

Well, my husband thinks he has died and gone to heaven. Ever since we got directv Sunday ticket, he is totally glued to the television every Sunday. He can keep up with all the games at one time he says. I don’t really understand how it works, but it is keeping him happy. As many games as there are on just regular television, you would think that would be enough for him. But no, somehow with this new thing on our television, he can look at many games at the same time.

This is all coming from a man that insists that he can only do one thing at the time. So explain to me how you can watch a ton of games at the same time if you have that “one thing at the time disability”. I cannot see how men ever get anything done if they refuse to multitask. Yes I did say refuse.

I have this theory that it is all a conspiracy thought up by men so they won’t have to do too many things that their wives ask them to do because of not being able to do more than one thing at the time. So the next time he asks me to get him something to drink while I have a baby on my hip, a load of laundry washing, while stirring a pot on the stove, talking on the phone, and answering the doorbell at the same time, I am going to tell him to get it himself.